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The Cow Story...
Once upon a time, there was a meadow filled with four cows.... A mama cow and three calves....
One day, the oldest cow asked "Mama, why is my name Daisy?" "Your name is Daisy because when you were born, a Daisy petal fell on your head." Another day, the youngest cow asked her mom "Mama, why is my name Rose?" "Your name is Rose because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." A couple days later, the middle-aged cow said to his mom "AAKDFGHTMF!!" "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!!"
Daddy's Fart...
Once upon a time there were three kids. They went to a cliff, where they dropped off a penny, and nickel, and a bomb. Once they got back off the cliff, they saw a kid crying. They asked him "what's wrong". He replied "i was playing with my truck and a penny hit me in the head!". They said "your fine, your OK, get over it". Later on down the road, they found a little girl crying. They asked her the same question, and she replied "i was playing with my dolls when a nickel fell on my head!". The group said "your fine, your OK, get over it". When they were almost home, they saw a kid laughing uncontrollably. They asked him "what's wrong?". The kid replied "My daddy farted and the house blew up!!" A Blonde Shopping...
A blonde walks into a electronic store and asks the manager, "Can I buy that TV" "No" he replies. "Why not?" she asked. "Because your a blonde." So the blonde goes out and dyes her hair red. She returned to the electronic store and said, "Can I buy that TV?" "No" he said again. "Why not?" "Your a blonde." So the blonde goes and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and says, "Can I buy that TV?" "No" said the store owner for the 3rd time "Why not?" "You're a blonde" "How can you tell I'm a blonde, I dyed my hair red, then shaved it off!" she said extremly upset. "Because that's not a TV, that's a microwave!"
Paying Respect...
A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?" A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients." "And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching." "No, we came to make sure he was dead."
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